So we overheard the kids talking about boogers and other gross things, and so Jake called them in to where we were to see what was going on…..
Daddy: Josie, why did you say Jack was eating a booger off the table?
Josie: He ate a crumb and a booger.
Daddy: Wait, there wasn’t a booger on the table. Why did you say he ate one?
Josie: Because he said he did.
Jack: I’m sorry!
Daddy: Jack, did you eat a booger off the table?
Daddy: Who said there was a booger on the table? How did you know it was a booger?
Jack: Because it tasted like one.
Mommy (and Daddy) melt into laughter.
Conversation over. (Because, what do you say after that?)